the sky plus feature is just beautiful when you’ve been away all weekend and come home looking to relax. got to enjoy the last in the series of mock the week late last night. one of my favourite shows.

even though frankie boyle wasn’t on this weeks show due to illness, i thought it was one of the best yet. milton jones especially was good. hadn’t heard him before. so here are just some of the great lines from this show…

‘the pollen count….that’s a difficult job’

‘if they make it illegal to wear the veil at work beekeepers are going to be furious’

‘poland and czechoslovakia are in more danger from british stag parties’

‘please welcome the man who has made the conservatives electable again……..gordon brown’

‘one of side of the battle stood william of orange. on the other side stood richard of O2 and charles of vodafone’